Patronage
You'll notice that my rate structure is tailored to favor longer engagements.
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​Drinks (90 minutes) 1000
Slake your thirst.
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Lunch (three hours) 1800
Dinner (four hours) 2000
Highly recommended for first (and second and third) dates. If you can, carve out a block of time for yourself, some room to breathe, unwind, and take the pressure off yourself. Give yourself the gift of enough time to notice how your body is feeling, to share a genuine laugh, to tease, to be teased, to want something before you have it, to let the wine breathe, giving the full flavor a chance to blossom before you roll it around in your mouth.
I'm a bit of a foodie and enjoy inventive culinary creations, but I'm never too fancy for a good, old-fashioned burger and fries if that is what you crave. I believe in sating all kinds of appetites.
You will be the only one I see that day, so that my day will be entirely focused on you.
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Dinner and a Show (seven hours) 3000
I love activity dates. If you are shy or have first-date jitters, they're a great way to get to know each other without too much pressure to talk at first. Some ideas for dates I think are really fun include art museums, arcade games, plays, comedy clubs. couples massage, amusement parks, outdoor concerts, bowling and mini golf. I have yet to be taken to an escape room, somehow, but would love to try. We will have so much to talk about over dinner. If you would like to dress me up like a little doll, we can go shopping together. I love all kinds of costumes. ;) You will be the sole focus of my day.
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Overnight (14 hours) 5000​​
Day Trip (24 hours) 7500
Weekend Getaway (48 hours). 10000
Where will our desires take us? Shall we dress to the nines to attend an art gallery opening and then abscond to your car to create a lil exhibition of our own? We could go snorkeling or just lie on the beach soaking up the sun and eating fruit like a couple of iguanas. An inveterate tease, I love any excuse to wear a bikini. You are also welcome to pick out a specific costume and suggest some fun scenarios. We can discuss the juicy details in person or via text. ;) Flirt with me over dinner and let's have breakfast in bed. This is the only way you can catch me before noon to give you an amazing start to your day. You will be the only one I see on those days, of course. Overnights are exclusively available to trusted friends.
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Fly Me to You bespoke
Tell me your fantasy evening and we will make it happen. I would love to add some more stamps to my passport!
The Details: Dates of more than one night are bespoke, and my rates incentivize longer trips and fun activities. International dates should be a minimum of two nights. If we will be meeting in a major East Coast US city, the minimum for FMTY / TMTY is four hours. For the Midwest, South and West Coast, it's seven hours. You just cover travel costs and I take care of booking my own flights.
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​Texting Packages: 500 per day
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You want more.
I'd like to focus on you more, too. Exclusively available to trusted friends.
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Arrangement D 3800
We really like each other. We have two unhurried (four- to five-hour) dinner dates per month. You've made yourself a priority in my schedule. You're affording me time to be able to text you every week between dates to check in and talk about things you want to try with me. If you like, you can dress me up in a fun costume or some naughty lingerie.
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Arrangement C 6000
We have a really good thing going. We do dinner and a show, an unhurried dinner (four- to five- hour) date, and a quick tryst (up to two hours) every month. You're a high priority in my schedule. You are giving me time that enables me to text you a couple times a week between our dates, so you can text me ideas for things you want to try and we can catch up on each other's lives. You can take me shopping and dress me up like a little doll if you want to
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Arrangement B 10000
We are making each other very happy, aren't we, darling? We see each other weekly: usually an overnight once a month and three un-rushed (four- to five-hour) dinner dates per month or some other similar combination that suits your schedule. Once in a while, we do a romantic weekend getaway somewhere warm instead. I'm able to make you a top priority in my schedule, since you are giving me some financial peace of mind. You are giving me time that allows me to text you almost daily to keep up with each other's lives and daydream about our next date. You can take me shopping and dress me up like a little doll if you want to.
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Arrangement A 20000 and up
You want me all to yourself. This arrangement is semi-exclusive to exclusive, and therefore not always available, and only then for a very special type of person. Perhaps our lives don't fit together in a conventional way for various reasons, but in one or two specific ways, it's undeniable. You may have a crazy schedule and many demands but you are determined to create a time and space for this thing to be possible. Since you will be giving me so much financial peace of mind and compensating me for the opportunity cost of turning away clients, I'll be able to make you my number one top priority in scheduling and to work around your windows of availability as much as possible. Sometimes you may not be able to get away as much but sometimes you have business trips lined up all month and you can bring me with you. Either way, I eagerly anticipate our next rendezvous. You could text me every day if you wanted to but I understand that you don't always have the opportunity. And if you have been dreaming of seeing me in something, just say the word.
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A note about arrangements: The type of gentlemen I enter arrangements with are, above all else, gentlemen. Respectful of me and my boundaries, they understand that, like everyone, I do need to unplug regularly. They are generous in giving me gifts and taking me to nice restaurants to show me that I am special to them and that my happiness is important to them as well. Because it takes time to trust someone enough to prioritize focusing on them over other clients, it will take a few successful dates to determine whether we would be a good fit.
